Saturday, 24 February 2007

I Can't Stan Him

4 months ago I read newspaper articles with STAN COLLYMORE proclaiming that in 4 weeks time he could stand ‘head to head’ with any of the Premierships leading marksmen. A quick glance at the boys leading the way in the league, I see Drogba, Ronaldo and Van Persie et all at the top, but Stan you’ve yet to sign, play or score in the football league, let alone the Premiership. The only thing I’ve seen you do recently was that tawdry reality Jury show. Stan you may have had one semi decent season being a premiership hot-shot but now you are gonna get a round of shots from the barrel of a gun. Your CV reads 'footballer, depression, woman beating, dogging, Basic Instinct 2, reality shows, NOTHING'.

I wouldn't even waste my bullets on you - just go away.

2 comments:

ancientfromworthing said...

Stan who? now Stanley Matthews he was a good footballer, got a medal from the Queen, he was still playing at 50, married to one of the Beverley Sisters, not Babs one of the twins the one in middle, she didn't look like the others becasue she was adopted her name will come back to me soon. I'm sorry you are having trouble with C****** National i hope you get some joy......JOY that was her name.

ancientfromworthing said...

Sorry I got it wrong it was Billy Wright who was married to one of the Beverley Sisters, he was a good footballer but not as good as Sir Stanley Matthews.