Blue Moon

The ghastly place that is the MOON UNDER THE WATER on Charing Cross Road.





This place is a shocker. Possibly the crappiest pub I've ever been to in London. I may have my gun fully loaded, but the chav clientele here are probably more used to headbutting people for fun. The amount of meatheads in this sticky floored shit hole really was beyond beggars belief. 20 minute queues at the bar (on a Tuesday night!) didn't help either when you can hear some toss pot shouting and spitting in your ear. Rude bouncers, disgusting looking food and a shabby, slum like beer hall. Christ knows what this place mutates into on a Friday / Saturday night.





If you have more than 7 brain cells, DO NOT GO TO THIS PUB. Even if you are desperate to watch the footy (like I was) just go ride the Circle Line for 4 hours instead, you'll meet less weirdo, sovvy'ed up pricks that way.





I'm not gonna shoot this place down though. It'll be more like the scene from Gremlins - when they round them all up and get them to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in the cinema - get rid of 'em all in one go !!